Posted by Cleopatra Evelyn-Clark
on November 07, 2025
I made a Christmas tree filled with everything currently living in my brain rent-free.
If youโre a Pilates princess, consider this your โsend to boyfriendโ list.
1. The MatBloom Flower Scrunchie (tree topper โ obviously)
โจ MatBloom โ Silk Flower Mat Scrunchie
The one item that makes me feel like I have my life together.
It carries your mat. It looks like a flower. It makes strangers stare.โGirl math: If it makes your Pilates class 1% more aesthetic, itโs a necessity.โ
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2. The Sephora Pink Claw Clipย
This isย not just a claw clip.
Itโs the claw clip.ย Soft pink, perfectly oversized, and looks adorable in a messy bun.
This is peak clean girl energy.
3.ย The Peptide Lip Tint
If it's Rhode, I have to have it.ย
It gives glazed-donut lips without the stickiness.For the girl who wants to look like she drinks 3L of water a day (even if she actually drinks iced coffee).
4.ย Starbucks BEARISTA Cup
This went viral and sold out faster than Taylor Swift Eras tickets.
I need a Bearista cold cup for one reason:
Itโs a tiny bear wearing a beanie drinking Starbucks.
Thatโs the mood. Why would I need any other tumbler from Starbs?5.ย Pink Labubu (The MONSTERS x POP MART)
Ever since I saw the 24K gold Labubu on TikTok, Iโve been obsessed.
Labubu is chaotic princess energy.
It feels like if โdelulu but in a good wayโ was a collectible toy.6.ย Glow Recipe Watermelon Dew Drops
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If dewy skin had a personality, it would be this bottle.
I want to look like Iโm permanently under a ring light.
7.ย Stanley Quencher (Matte Pink, 40oz)ย
When a water bottle becomes part of your personality โ you know itโs real.
It keeps my water cold.
It matches my scrunchie.
Thatโs synergy.8.ย Pilates Grip Socks (Matcha, Ballet-Princess Trim)
These are not just basic socksโฆ
These are โI take Pilates so seriously I own specialized footwear nowโ socks.
The frilly trim? The cute matcha? Iโm unwell.
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9.ย Apple AirPods Max (Pink)
For when I want to walk through Whole Foods like itโs a runway.
Noise cancelling = main character activated.
10.ย Bala Bangles (1lb Pink Ankle Weights)
Bala Bangles knows Cute โ on brand โ burns like hell.
We love โจ balance โจ.
11.ย BetterMe Ruched Flared Leggings (Ballet Pink)ย
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Flared hem.Snatched waist.Pilates-core energy.
They feel like "I do reformer at 10 and have a brand partnership at 12."
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12.ย Only Hotties Do Pilates Candle
Does my apartment need more candles?
No.Am I going to buy this one anyway?
Also no โ I need three.Because I am a hot Pilates girl and I need everyone to know it.
